Hello my name is Katie, I´m 30 ´ahem´ something from Middlesbrough. Here to look for new friends as all mine are loved up and should that special someone come along (and by special I don´t mean special nut job, special stalker or special lesbidramarama) that also would be nice :)
I have my own hair and teeth and a few working brain cells that sometimes bump into each other and spark an idea, but more often than not I am far too busy amusing myself with the sublime to the ridiculous - for eg ´Damn you autocorrect website´ - it endless amuses me to the point of being doubled up. That is really the level of my humour, childish, smutty with the odd sprinkling of sarcasm and profanity thrown in for good measure.
Anyhoo, if you have managed to read this far you must be mad/bored/intrigued...mad or intrigued are both good (but not mad in the lesbidramarama mad way - that´s bad). (I´ve also noticed I like using brackets like I´m whispering, well I am, I don´t want the bad mad lesbians to hear, I´m hiding from them so shush).
Finally, I live my life in the spirit of these words - ´Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, and if you can´t help them then at least don´t hurt them´ Dalai Lama

Characteristics

Loving Open Minded Romantic Sensitive Shy Spiritual